The inchoate screaming at passing traffic got too dull. So I decided to shout at nobody in particular here, instead.

Your author resembles Michael Chiklis before he hit the gym, to an almost uncanny degree.

I like...

Artists:	This month, Gnarls Barkley, Queens of the Stone Age and The B52s. Next month - who knows?
Songs:	Today, I can't get "I'll bet you look good on the dancefloor" by the Arctic Monkeys out of my head. It will probably be different tomorrow
Shows:	Julius Caesar (It was the last play I was in, as Mark Antony)
Films:	The Usual Suspects
Actors:	Me Kevin Kline Salma Hayek Kevin Spacey Rachel Weisz
Books:	Blink by Malcolm Gladwell
Athletes:	The Welsh Rugby Union squad

More about me...

When I was young...:
I never needed anyone...

....all BAH MAH-se-huh-helf
Doh-wanna bee, all BAH MAH-se-huh-helf, ennah maugh... etc.

When I grow up...:
I will walk into rooms and forget why I went in

This week...:
I will mostly be eating raspberry Pop Tarts

I wish...:
I had more money. Actually, as much as I used to have would be a good start.

I believe...:
I can fly

I love...:
dusky women
singing along (loudly)
daft jokes
the idea of equality

You'll recognise me by...:
My gleaming pate

I welcome...:
1. the arrival of true equality, not only within my own society, but between it and others (but I'm not holding my breath)
2. dusky women